I WAS LONELY
I HAD NO JOB
MY HAIR WAS SHIT
AND I LIVED WITH MY MUM
THEN I DISCOVERED THAT AWESOME ROCK POWER
GOT MYSELF A LADYFRIEND AND BANGED THAT CHICKORITA ALL NIGHT

ROCK ROCK ROCK N' ROLL
SAVED MY MOTHERTRUCKING SOUL X 6

I SLAPPED MY DICK OFF DAY AND NIGHT
I STOOD IN DOG MUCK MY DAY WAS SHITE
THEN I FOUND THE BAND THAT CHANGED IT ALL
NICKELBACK ARE MY UTLIMATE GOAL

ROCK ROCK ROCK N' ROLL SAVED MY MOTHERTRUCKING SOUL X 14

(PISS POOR GUITAR SOLO)

ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK N' ROLL SAVED MY COCKSUCKING SOUL

(PISS POOR GUITAR SOLO 2)

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

OH RIGHT! YEAH

(BANG)